April 2010
6 posts
OH @Kitta: “If you want you can stick your cock out the window.”
OHPerth is back! Use the #ohperth hashtag if you have a public account and @ohperth or DM if you have a private account. Thanks.
OH @Halo_4: “Mission for today, steal one of those big toilet rolls.”
OH @Viennah: “would you like me to ash down there?”
“What do you mean?! How could you?! Can’t just go round killing...”
– Image Rose, Overheard on Hay St.
“The longer it is in your mouth, the harder it is to swallow” #ohperth http://is.gd/bDrYc
November 2009
15 posts
“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people” Overheard by @devar.
“Why have you got suck all over your hands?” Overheard by @hesa, @lu_lu and @RichardGiles somewhere in Perth.
“Girls know what to do with their tongues.” Overheard by @Kitta somewhere in Perth.
“You’re my witness if I need to file a sexual harassment claim. He wants to talk about my thing.” Overheard by @RichardGiles in Perth.
“I reckon Peter Andre is a bloody nice guy” Boss to his employee. Overheard by @karlbright at a workplace somewhere in Perth.
“I like it dirty.” Overheard by @RichardGiles somewhere in Perth.
“Okay you open” “I can’t, I’m too tight.” Overheard by @lab_mouse at Harry’s Bar in Perth.
“So do your parents know you’ve lost your v plates yet?” Overheard by @__jinx somewhere in Perth.
“I thought you were hardcore” Overheard two old women talking by @beyondbeeton somewhere in Perth.
“I do not like my rings like my bejeweled games.” Overheard by @spyn somewhere in Perth.
“You don’t sound Canadian” “I grew up in Toronto” “I’ve been to Colorado” “That’s the USA” “Yeah, America” Overheard a by @polemicol.
“I’ll have a pint of shandy please.” Overheard by @lu_lu at The Inglewood.
“Blow the phone!” “I suck at blowing!” Overheard by @miss_yolie somewhere in Perth.
“Dad don’t go on his butt.” Overheard by @hesa somewhere in Perth.
“What? I have bitch tits?” Overheard by @miss_yolie somewhere in Perth.
October 2009
22 posts
“Porn doesn’t discriminate.” Overheard by @RichardGiles somewhere in Perth.
“I make boys cry. I make girls’ pants fall down.” Overheard by @soporificfrog somewhere in Perth.
“Why are there a pair of knickers by the computer?” Overheard by @hesa somewhere sexy in Perth.
“Stay dry, get a blow job.” Overheard by @livbambola at work of all places, somewhere in Perth.
“I had a dream about being impregnated by a cat after my eyeball fell out.” Overheard by @thewinchesterau on a train in Perth.
“I’m sorry, I tuned out, you were speaking APPLE…” Overheard by @eidann somewhere in Perth.
“I don’t think I could fit that in my mouth, to be honest.” Overheard by @Devar in a café somewhere in Mandurah.
“Eating chocolate and looking at arse - life can’t get better than that!” Overheard by @lu_lu somewhere in Perth.
“I Wanna Tie You Up in a hot tub full of mayonnaise and Jalapeno peppers and pelt u with garbanzo beans” Overheard by @SnorkyJr in Perth.
“Theres something dreamy about eating a peach ” overheard at the train station.” Overheard by @brew4u2 somewhere in Perth.
“One ejaculation is the equivalent of twelve hugs.” Overheard by @GwynHannay somewhere in Perth.
“Do these shoes make me look fat?” Overheard by @wunderbeast somewhere in Perth.
“God DAMN did she fuck me!” Overheard by @Maccah somewhere in Perth.
“You know it doesn’t bother me that you ‘OH’ me.” Overheard by @lu_lu somewhere in Perth.
“3456111 it’s our Telethon, Telethoooonnnn!” “I just sung that out loud, didn’t I?” “Yes.” Overheard by @Kitta somewhere in Perth.
“Getting retweeted is like going to the football and getting on the big screen.” Overheard by @supercujo somewhere in Perth.
“She’d [Magda] better watch out, though, eating too much humble pie may make her put on weight.” Overheard by @supercujo somewhere in Perth.
“You know I’ve got it but I can’t give it to you right now.” Overheard by @grum at a romantic spot on the foreshore in Perth.
“You’ll have to come over here, sit down, and I’m going to have to find you some pants.” Overheard by @RichardGiles at the Perth Royal Show.
“Remember the rules when we’re in the city? Hold my hand and don’t touch anything!” … “Yes Mum.” Overheard by @Kitta in Northbridge.
“I go both ways when I’m tired.” Overheard by @lu_lu in Northbridge.
“It’s the wrong hole.” Overheard by @livbambola somewhere in Perth.
September 2009
34 posts
“I felt like there was a gerbil crawling up my ass yesterday…” Overheard by @grum somewhere in Perth.
“What goes on at #Parklife, stays at Parklife!” Overheard by @yolie81 at Parklife in Perth.
“I am so sick of being a frog sometimes.” Overheard by @spyn somewhere in Perth.
“THAT tastes like sausage.” Overheard by @lu_lu in East Perth.
“What’s it called when you can put your face in something?” Overheard by @tebbytater somewhere in Perth.
“I have saucy sausage crutch” Overheard by @hesa somewhere in Perth.
“How would you improve Perth?” “…Nuke it from orbit.” Overheard by @Devar somewhere in Perth.