October 2009
22 posts
“Porn doesn’t discriminate.” Overheard by @RichardGiles somewhere in Perth.
“I make boys cry. I make girls’ pants fall down.” Overheard by @soporificfrog somewhere in Perth.
“Why are there a pair of knickers by the computer?” Overheard by @hesa somewhere sexy in Perth.
“Stay dry, get a blow job.” Overheard by @livbambola at work of all places, somewhere in Perth.
“I had a dream about being impregnated by a cat after my eyeball fell out.” Overheard by @thewinchesterau on a train in Perth.
“I’m sorry, I tuned out, you were speaking APPLE…” Overheard by @eidann somewhere in Perth.
“Eating chocolate and looking at arse - life can’t get better than that!” Overheard by @lu_lu somewhere in Perth.
“I don’t think I could fit that in my mouth, to be honest.” Overheard by @Devar in a café somewhere in Mandurah.
“I Wanna Tie You Up in a hot tub full of mayonnaise and Jalapeno peppers and pelt u with garbanzo beans” Overheard by @SnorkyJr in Perth.
“One ejaculation is the equivalent of twelve hugs.” Overheard by @GwynHannay somewhere in Perth.
“Theres something dreamy about eating a peach ” overheard at the train station.” Overheard by @brew4u2 somewhere in Perth.
“Do these shoes make me look fat?” Overheard by @wunderbeast somewhere in Perth.
“God DAMN did she fuck me!” Overheard by @Maccah somewhere in Perth.
“You know it doesn’t bother me that you ‘OH’ me.” Overheard by @lu_lu somewhere in Perth.
“3456111 it’s our Telethon, Telethoooonnnn!” “I just sung that out loud, didn’t I?” “Yes.” Overheard by @Kitta somewhere in Perth.
“You’ll have to come over here, sit down, and I’m going to have to find you some pants.” Overheard by @RichardGiles at the Perth Royal Show.
“She’d [Magda] better watch out, though, eating too much humble pie may make her put on weight.” Overheard by @supercujo somewhere in Perth.
“You know I’ve got it but I can’t give it to you right now.” Overheard by @grum at a romantic spot on the foreshore in Perth.
“Getting retweeted is like going to the football and getting on the big screen.” Overheard by @supercujo somewhere in Perth.
“Remember the rules when we’re in the city? Hold my hand and don’t touch anything!” … “Yes Mum.” Overheard by @Kitta in Northbridge.
“I go both ways when I’m tired.” Overheard by @lu_lu in Northbridge.
“It’s the wrong hole.” Overheard by @livbambola somewhere in Perth.