April 2009
58 posts
“She’d go out with different guys each w/end and end up getting spit...”
– Thewinchesterau, overheard at Woolworths checkout in Perth.
“Don’t put the feather in your sisters ear!” … “Why? It...”
– Kitta, overheard at the post office.
“Why do people sit on the ceiling?”
– Kitta, overheard a little boy ask his confused Mum about a security camera.
“We can put lots of vag all over it.”
– Chucken, overheard at the Top5 Guide office.
“And if you get bored, you can pull out and start blasting at it.”
– Grum, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“You shoulda got me down there, I could do some stuff.”
– Craym0nk, overheard in the hallway at the pancake place after PTUB.
“I stick things in my body but they aren’t peircings.”
– KaiLoi, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Lick my taint.”
– Lu_lu, overheard in Northbridge.
“Is Twitter like another Facebook or something?”
– KaiLoi, overheard at PTUB in Perth.
“Once again VAG saves the day.”
– Bexish, overheard in the Top 5 Guide office in Perth.
“If you adhere to the 3 P’s of toiletry - Pee, Paper, Poo, you wont get...”
– Echo6ix, overheard too much information somewhere in Perth.
“When you see her walking down the street it’s like watching two puppies...”
– SnorkyJr, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“You look great. You’ve improved like 400%.”
– Brighita, overheard at The George.
“I stuffed it up, the piece is in the wrong spot” … “How can...”
– Echo6ix, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Is the driver honking his horn to clear cattle off the line?”
– Karlroby, overheard an English tourist on Clarkson train line.
“We finished prematurely but he’s a gentleman and we’re finishing off...”
– Cuzza, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Can you do of a favour? Can you never rub your cock on my leg again?”
– Cuzza, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“You know what I could go right now? Dicks.”
– Soporificfrog, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I’m trying to put your hand on his penis!”
– Cuzza, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Can you two stop talking about your tits!”
– Kitta, oveheard at PTUB event at Metro Bar in Perth.
“…”
– Polemicol, overheard nothing in Perth, he needs to get out more.
“He’s not in on Friday, I think he’s getting married”...”
– Echo6ix, overheard a gay man remark somewhere in Perth.
“Do you want to cry into my heaving bosom?”
– Chucken, overheard at the Top5 Guide office in Perth.
“As soon as she left I crawled into the shower and cried.”
– Devar, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Maybe we can push it, only about a 30 min walk.”
– Kitta, overheard some bogans trying to start their wrecked car in Rockingham.
“It’s like Russian roulette with a gerbil.”
– RichardGiles, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“You can sleep in my bed, I won’t be using it.”
– Kwylo, overheard on William Street, near Swancon.
“What I’ve learnt living in Australia for 2 years… Is Australians...”
– Kitta, overheard Nick Nickolas in Freo while he bounced a tennis ball.
“Six inches is enough for Viennah.”
– Polemicol, overheard The Imp about Viennah.
“She’s got no heartbeat… that’s not good.”
– Kryanth, overheard a 5yr old with a stethoscope, somewhere in Perth.
“You might want to get a cleaner onto that train, the carriage is covered in fake...”
– Thewinchesterau, overheard somewhere sexy in Perth.
“My boobs are itchy!”
– Keg, overheard a dude remark somewhere in Perth.
“We’re creepy old people, and that’s awesome.”
– Kitta, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I cheated on that girl 23 times.”
– Kwylo, overheard a passing cyclist boast to his mate.
“Hi I’m calling from the prison, I’m looking for a Russel Pen”...”
– Echo6ix, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Pretty sure guy that just sat down on bus seat behind me just tried to smell my...”
– Bronte_saurus, overheard on a bus.
“That sneeze was one-eighth of an orgasm you know.”
– Yolie81, overheard at her workplace in Welshpool.
“Look a mobile sharpening service, we should get them to sharpen you …...”
– Echo6ix, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“There’s plenty of good fish in Perth” “yeah, lots of talent...”
– Inversation, overheard somewhere fishy in Perth.
“You can’t take a photograph - its a government building.”
– Polemicol, overheard the ATO staff warning tourists in Perth.
“It’s alright mate, computers aren’t for anyone!”
– Swelfy, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I just broke my 5D MKII.”
– Grum, overheard during V-Fest.
“Time to get stimulated: Update, upgrade and upsize!”
– Soporificfrog, overheard somewhere in Perth
“It’s like eating a white squash ball.”
– RichardGiles, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Do you like, remember vomiting on your own shirt? And then you tried to make me...”
– Bronte_saurus, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Holy fuckmonkeys batman, that’s a rack and a half!”
– Keg, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Is it in yet?”
– Kitta, in the bedroom.
“Did you get lucky last night?” … “No. Maybe tonight. Fingers...”
– Lu_lu, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“My god, if you open a can of worms you get worms everywhere.”
– Bradwhiteau, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Come on, I have a vagina, I’m allowed to like pink!”
– Devar, overheard somewhere in Perth.