May 2009
49 posts
“Eskimo Joe? More like Eskimo Blow. I’ve had blowjobs longer than that set!”
– Cuzza, overheard at the Eskimo Joe gig at the Flying Scotsman.
“Even my burp is buttery.”
– Lu_lu, overheard in Highgate.
“You’re going to get sticky stuff all over you!”
– Devar, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Hey , you got a bit of hungrybum there?”
– Sternenblau, overheard at the Top 5 office in Perth.
“We’ve actually got some vibrators hanging up there…”
– Antzpantz, overheard somewhere sexy in Perth.
“You should start charging. I’d pay for it.”
– Lu_lu, overheard somewhere in Belmont.
“Grammar Girl. That would be your super power if you were a superhero.”
– Lu_lu, overheard somewhere in Belmont.
“Oh, I get lots of leg exercise……in bed! And stretch, and stretch,...”
– Yolie81, overheard at a mature lady at her workplace in Perth.
“My daughters are 18 and 21. They’re not under age, they’re just out...”
– Bradwhiteau, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“She fondled my buttons” … “A pornstar fondled my buttons!”
– Kitta, overheard during the Leetbix recording in Perth.
“Is her grandma singles, cause I would totally do her.”
– Noodlez, overheard during the Leetbix recording in Perth.
“Have I mentioned that I’ve been raped before?”
– Grum, overheard at the Leetbix recording in Perth.
“I’m playing with a DILDO.”
– Grum, overheard at the Leetbix recording in Perth.
“I’ll cross your wires anyday…”
– Maccah, overheard at Sexpo in Perth.
“We’re close enough for Chuckie to spilt on us!”
– Kitta, overheard at the David Strassman show in Mandurah.
“My mouth tastes like ravioli.”
– Felixmeister, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I just canceled Sarah-Marie’s phone line. Who wants to touch me!”
– Dahnatron, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“With her, you scratch the surface and… it’s all surface”...”
– Ocean, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“It’s not like a Cadbury Creme egg, where it’ll just ooze out.”
– Echo6ix, overheard while talking about slicing up testicles.
“Why is yours leaking? Don’t worry it’s not dripping.”
– Fruityalexia, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Oh, but you get the hard copy. I look it up… on the net.”
– Ocean, overheard an 80 year old lady with very prim English accent in Perth.
“Take off your backpack and my boobs won’t get squashed.”
– Thewinchesterau, overheard an older lady tell a schoolkid on packed train to Perth.
“Oi! No burnouts! Don’t fucking burnout!”
– Kitta, overheard a security guard tell a parent who was picking up their kids from school.
“Something’s blowing on my face!”
– Devar, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Cause its better when you go in the back door.”
– Noodlez, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Just because they have tits doesnt mean they are any good.”
– Noodlez, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“No, I was the one who made a move on him! He’s sexy!”
– Kitta, overheard a guy confess about his man date with another guy.
“I was whistling and everything and you didn’t come!”
– Lolroy, overheard in Floreat.
“I have a confession to make - every time I see you now, I just want you to...”
– Lu_lu, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“You have to see the new bang girl.”
– Jordanbrock, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Does the girlfiriend come with it?”
– Jordanbrock, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“So even though he can speak French, he’s still as dumb as a box of dumb...”
– Lu_lu, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“Am I ordering you a lion?”
– Felixmeister, overheard somewhere wild in Perth.
“Yeah, I remember your box.”
– Lu_lu, overheard in Rivervale.
“I fuckin love her” “Probably shouldn’t have killed her then,...”
– Sizemore, overheard a cop at 2am in the Royal Perth Hospital emergency department.
“Sorry. Something came in my mouth and I just swallowed it.”
– Lu_lu, overheard in Belmont.
“Awww that’s gotta hurt!”
– Yolie81, overheard one of the Directors playing cards in the boardroom at work.
“I’ve never licked anything more than I’ve licked you.”
– Kitta, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I need a gypsy stick.”
– Lu_lu, overheard at the Rivervale.
“Relationship breakups and that I can deal with but getting fired? Man. Thats the...”
– Wunderbeast, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I’ve harboured a strange desire to be the Paddle Pop lion for years.”
– Jumbez, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I lick you way more than I lick my car.”
– Lu_lu, overheard in Fremantle.
“What would jesus do?”
– Thewinchesterau, overheard on a Perth-bound train.
“I think I can take 13 inches.”
– RichardGiles, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I lost half a stick of weed somewhere, ay.”
– Lu_lu, overheard at UWA in Perth.
“You know I’m proud to say I’ve never paid for sex…”
– Devar, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“It’s gonna be like am orgasm in my mouth!”
– Cuzza, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“What’s a glory hole?”
– Cuzza, overheard somewhere in Perth.
“I want to play with that one it has big balls spinning around.”
– Ry34, overheard at the Casino in Perth.