July 2009
13 posts
“I want to touch the knob, but it’s on the other side of the window!” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @Devar.
“Nah, you cant do it like that, its like getting a cake and not knowing how its made. You cant unbake a cake.” Overheard in Perth by @charp.
“I had to move, because if i stood right beside you it looked like i was fucking...”
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“You should just asplode on top of me!” Overheard by @Kitta somewhere in...”
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“Good job I got my tear ducts cut.” - Overheard by @RichardGiles somewhere...”
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“You’re just clumpy… I mean clumsy. ” - Overheard by Kitta...”
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“You put your hand in there and it will stay sticky for days!” - Overheard...”
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“Mum, Dad was farting on my back.” Overheard by @jumbez somewhere in Perth.”
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“Did that girl just bark at me?!” - Overheard by @kitta in Mandurah.”
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“A breakfast egg is like a chicken period with a shell around it.”...”
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“This isn’t bogan soap, it’s vinegar!” “Wow, brown...”
“Thanks mate, you’re a bloody legend” … “That’s...”
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“Go on, keep playing with yourself” - Overheard by @Kitta while playing games somewhere in Perth.