August 2009
24 posts
“Let’s go into Diagon Alley” “hot!” Two cute girls heading into London Court, overheard by @Stefan_E.
“I prefer them chunky” Overheard by @soporificfrog somewhere in Perth.
“This is how my sister sucks up her boogers” *horrible sucking noise* Overheard by @burgerdrome in the supermarket somewhere in Perth.
“Why is it so hard to get a heineken in this town?” Overheard by @pantone801 somewhere in Perth.
“When I closed the door a piece of dust chased me and I thought it was a spider.” Overheard by @Kitta somewhere in Perth.
“Can you please put that away, otherwise I’m going to have to play with it.” One man to another at The Moon Cafe, overheard by @craym0nk.
“What do you call the water that comes off a hill?”… “A waterfall, you dumbass.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @echo6ix.
“Nothing freaks me out anymore I maxed out in the 90s after you’ve seen a man raped by a donkey nothing really phases you” OH’ed by @bowan.
“Hang on. i’ve just gotta block this fucker.” Overheard by @lu_lu somewhere in Perth.
“That was shocking!” - Overheard by @kitta after seeing Inglourious Basterds.
“I’ll pull my log…” “AND I’LL PULL MY LOG!” Overheard by @craym0nk at the boys poker night somewhere in Perth.
“Make sure you wash your minge for me.” Overheard by @craym0nk outside the GPO in Perth.
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“I wish you could undo things you did in real life.” Overheard by @lu_lu in Belmont.
“You have a special box @lu_lu.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @RichardGiles.
“I bet I could be a truffle dog.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @lu_lu.
“Yeah I just your dog wooo how do you like that.” Overheard by @spyn and @chucken somewhere in Perth.
“We live and die by penetration rates” Overheard by @bel during a very serious business meeting somewhere in Perth.
“WOW its like a preteen in my mouth!!!” Overhead at @grum’s 30th birthday party.
“I love this day. Today is my favourite day!” Overheard Miss Five, in East Perth by @lu_lu.
“Did you know Boris Yeltsin was actually the leader of Russia?” Overheard by @tebbytater at the Rosemount Hotel.
“That’s why I liked Lord of the Rings, it wasn’t really about romance, it was more about walking.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @charp.
“Kitta, were having fun with your boyfriend” … “Oh, that sounds dirty.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @Kitta.
“I just want to look at breasts and forget all about Tron.” Overheard by @cuzza somewhere in Perth.