September 2009
34 posts
“I felt like there was a gerbil crawling up my ass yesterday…” Overheard by @grum somewhere in Perth.
“What goes on at #Parklife, stays at Parklife!” Overheard by @yolie81 at Parklife in Perth.
“THAT tastes like sausage.” Overheard by @lu_lu in East Perth.
“I am so sick of being a frog sometimes.” Overheard by @spyn somewhere in Perth.
“I’m just a girl…..teeheehee…..how else am I gonna get a drink outta ya?” Overheard by @yolie81 somewhere in Perth.
“I have saucy sausage crutch” Overheard by @hesa somewhere in Perth.
“What’s it called when you can put your face in something?” Overheard by @tebbytater somewhere in Perth.
“I walked out of a bar double-fisting…” Overheard by @antzpantz at Pirate PTUB.
“If you miss, it’s called foreplay!” Overheard by @Fang6061 at Pirate PTUB.
“Is he your man? So you’re saying he looks like a little plastic man then?” Overheard by @yolie81 somewhere in Perth.
“I want more tunnel!” Overheard by @lu_lu in East Perth.
“How would you improve Perth?” “…Nuke it from orbit.” Overheard by @Devar somewhere in Perth.
“The other night I had hot dicks in my mouth.” Overheard by @Kitta somewhere in Perth.
“I could eat meat right now.” Overheard by @lu_lu in East Perth.
“If your kitchen doesn’t smell it’s clean, same as Antarctica, it doesn’t smell because it’s clean.” Overheard by @Kitta at an Enjo demo.
“You can also use it to beat the kids! Make sure you put the fabric over it, you don’t want child services to see the bruises.” By @Kitta.
“Just keep your hand over the top so you don’t squirt your friends.” Overheard by @bronte_saurus somewhere in Perth.
“You’ve got to accommodate for drunk people on a Saturday night, obviously.” Overheard by @lu_lu somewhere in Perth.
“Oh! he just pulled out his tampon again!” Overheard by @grum somewhere in Perth.
“If you could start your life again what would you do?” “I’d respawn as a woman, so I could become a lesbian.” Overheard by @echo6ix.
“If there’s no friction there’s no fun…” Overheard by @Maccah somewhere in Perth.
“Its worse than swallowing your own vomit. Wait - it tastes better through a straw.” Overheard by @Maccah somewhere in Perth.
“Hey is that a shiny new picture taking Ipod Nano ya got in your pocket or ya just happy to see me?” Overheard by @SnorkyJr in Perth.
“Yeah and then I smashed a chair on his head” Overheard by @Bowan outside a bar in Perth at 3am shortly before the police turned up.
“Well your a fucking waste of skin” Overheard by @Bowan at the Flying Scottsman in Mt Lawley.
“Tell me where you want it, I’ll stick it anywhere.” Overheard by @soporificfrog somewhere in Perth.
“You don’t know how much pleasure you were giving me before when you were poking it.” Overheard by @dawyndham somewhere in Perth.
“You can’t go wrong with the deen.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @jamesrobertson8.
“Those girls look like Paris Hilton threw up on them” “Yeah it would be a full time job getting that make-up off every day!” OHed by @Kitta.
“Bourbon and blow-jobs; I just can’t do them.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @soporificfrog.
“Where’s my bits?” Female colleague to boss, overheard somewhere in Perth by @livbambola.
“You never hear anyone being beaten up by a potato masher… or a shoe horn…” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @echo6ix.
“Can you staple the money to the hookers please? It’s like a sexy advent calendar.” Overheard somewhere in Perth by @Kitta.
“Yeah, I love asians. their flat faces and lack of intelligence gives me sucha boner.” Stoned guy on a Transperth bus, overheard by @grum.