Perthians say the darnedest things… And Overheard In Perth is here to share them. Covert ninjas all over town OH (overhear) funny, silly, interesting or crazy conversations among the citizens of Perth and submit them to us. It’s a small town after all. Heard Something? Twitter: Tweet what you overheard, where it took place and don’t forget to use the ‘#ohperth’ tag. If you have a private account, please follow the @ohperth Twitter account and send an @reply or DM of what you overheard. If you don’t do this the world might implode. Oh noes! For example… ‘“I love licking strangers.” Overheard near Hay St. #ohperth’ or ‘@ohperth “The driver is trying to kill us!” Overheard on the bus in Perth.’ for private accounts. Email: If all else fails send an email to ohperth, include what you overheard and where it took place. If you want credit please include your name and website address.Tumblr (3.0; @ohperth)http://overheardinperth.com/<p>OH @Viennah: “would you like me to ash down there?”</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115663http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115663Fri, 23 Apr 2010 02:29:14 +0800<p>OH @Halo_4: “Mission for today, steal one of those big toilet rolls.”</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115664http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115664Fri, 23 Apr 2010 02:29:14 +0800<p>OH @Kitta: “If you want you can stick your cock out the window.”</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115662http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115662Fri, 23 Apr 2010 02:29:14 +0800<p>OHPerth is back! Use the #ohperth hashtag if you have a public account and @ohperth or DM if you have a private account. Thanks.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115667http://overheardinperth.com/post/541115667Fri, 23 Apr 2010 02:29:14 +0800““What do you mean?! How could you?! Can’t just go round killing people!” “Yes, but it’s fuuunnnnn.””<br/><br/> - <em>Image Rose, Overheard on Hay St.</em>http://overheardinperth.com/post/540835347http://overheardinperth.com/post/540835347Thu, 22 Apr 2010 23:27:00 +0800<p>“The longer it is in your mouth, the harder it is to swallow” #ohperth <a href="http://is.gd/bDrYc">http://is.gd/bDrYc</a></p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/540592159http://overheardinperth.com/post/540592159Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:29:01 +0800<p>“I am extremely terrified of Chinese people” Overheard by @devar.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/263200811http://overheardinperth.com/post/263200811Mon, 30 Nov 2009 15:19:27 +0800<p>“Why have you got suck all over your hands?” Overheard by @hesa, @lu_lu and @RichardGiles somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/254324000http://overheardinperth.com/post/254324000Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:27:18 +0800<p>“Girls know what to do with their tongues.” Overheard by @Kitta somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/249686390http://overheardinperth.com/post/249686390Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:53:23 +0800<p>“You’re my witness if I need to file a sexual harassment claim. He wants to talk about my thing.” Overheard by @RichardGiles in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/248310647http://overheardinperth.com/post/248310647Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:57:59 +0800<p>“I reckon Peter Andre is a bloody nice guy” Boss to his employee. Overheard by @karlbright at a workplace somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/248249537http://overheardinperth.com/post/248249537Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:10:41 +0800<p>“I like it dirty.” Overheard by @RichardGiles somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/248249535http://overheardinperth.com/post/248249535Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:10:40 +0800<p>“Okay you open” “I can’t, I’m too tight.” Overheard by @lab_mouse at Harry’s Bar in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/238085261http://overheardinperth.com/post/238085261Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:16:59 +0800<p>“So do your parents know you’ve lost your v plates yet?” Overheard by @__jinx somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/238085259http://overheardinperth.com/post/238085259Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:16:58 +0800<p>“I thought you were hardcore” Overheard two old women talking by @beyondbeeton somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/235834508http://overheardinperth.com/post/235834508Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:35:43 +0800<p>“You don’t sound Canadian” “I grew up in Toronto” “I’ve been to Colorado” “That’s the USA” “Yeah, America” Overheard a by @polemicol.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/235834499http://overheardinperth.com/post/235834499Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:35:42 +0800<p>“I do not like my rings like my bejeweled games.” Overheard by @spyn somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/235834492http://overheardinperth.com/post/235834492Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:35:42 +0800<p>“I’ll have a pint of shandy please.” Overheard by @lu_lu at The Inglewood.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/230849822http://overheardinperth.com/post/230849822Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:16:14 +0800<p>“Dad don’t go on his butt.” Overheard by @hesa somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/230672714http://overheardinperth.com/post/230672714Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:20:59 +0800<p>“Blow the phone!” “I suck at blowing!” Overheard by @miss_yolie somewhere in Perth.</p>http://overheardinperth.com/post/230672713http://overheardinperth.com/post/230672713Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:20:59 +0800